Dear Marion, Thank you very much for your letter and for your sympathetic response to my music foundation inquiry. Thank you also for your constructive suggestions about the autofused radiator. From several telephone calls I've ascertained that nearby junk yards in Chelsea and Revere will buy the radiator for a small, undefined sum, but require it to be delivered to them; they will not pick it up. Trash disposal services offer to come to the house; one for $50, another for $119. I could save money and aggravate my estate tax problem by nudging the radiator, resting on some sort of mat or quilt to protect the floor, inch by inch to the head of the stairs, then letting it, tethered by multiple nylon ropes, slide down the stairs into the front hall. Then nudging it further out the front door and into the trunk space of the old green car, I could drive it to one of the welcoming junk yards. Soccer playing Benjamin and fast rowing Rebekah could help me, as well as 54 year old, somewhat overweight Klemens. I'm reluctant however, to impose on them. No matter with how much care, one is unavoidably flirting with injury. My tentative decision: to pay for the removal and perhaps to get rid of the useless electric organ in the basement at the same time. Since we plan to leave for Konnarock on September 3, I'll postpone the disposal until after we've returned, probably toward the middle of October. Meanwhile I've obtained two 1 1/4" threaded steel plugs and have closed the open ends of the supply pipes to the radiator, which although detached from its moorings, is holding its place in the corner of the old bedroom, as useless as before. Thank you also for your perceptive comments about the casting of the proposed music foundation. We will do just as you suggest, but at a later stage. Initially we have no prestige, no glory to offer to propective members, directors or officers, only the uncertainties entailed in enlisting in a nascent, undefined, untested organization chartered by a do-it-yourself lawyer. No, thank you very much. Once the trumpets have sounded, and the drums have rolled, the halls have reverberated with sufficient applause, and the conductor has gotten over the hay fever from all the bouquets, then the dignitaries will be ready to climb on the bandwagon, but perhaps not until then. Probably I'll have to proceed on my own. Laura who knows many of the important characters in the town and in the state, and who herself is on the Board of Trustees of the local music school, has been consistently scornful and dismissive of all of my efforts, and can hardly be expected to enlist. Rebekah likewise is embarrassed by my initiatives. Klemens will help as much as he can. For Nathaniel the decision will be an interesting test. Margaret of course will do anything I ask. Since the corporation's bylaws will permit members' and directors' meetings by telephone conference call, my cousin, who is very smart and imaginative might be willing to help me get started by lending her legal presence to the project. As you may have surmised, the proposed music foundation has a dual purpose: to create a social and economic background and support for Nathaniel's professional aspirations, but also as an essential component of my estate planning, an account of which I will render without violating Onkel Fritz' prohibiton against financial disclosure. I suspect my strategy will interest, perhaps even entertain you. Over the years I have transferred many assets to Klemens and the grandchildren, some by outright gift within the ten thousand dollar annual exclusion, some by disclaimers of various inheritances. From reviewing the code, the regulations, and tax court decisions, I infer that in the interest of collecting as much revenue as possible, it is the policy of the Treasury routinely to challenge the legal validity of such transfers, often on the flimsiest of pretexts; and although if the law were interpreted without bias, if Themis or Justitia were truly blind, and had no knowledge to which of the contestants the benefits of her decision would accrue, - I would have nothing to be concerned about. But given the government's blatant contempt for the law, there's no predicting how severely they'll savage my estate after my death, especially since I can't be there to sue them. One cannot avoid the realistic assumption that just as highway police are promoted on the basis of how many speeding tickets they issue, and prosecutors are elected to high public office on account of the number of people whose lives they ruin by sending them to prison, so the Treasury officials who review tax returns are likely rewarded in proportion to the amount of purportedly delinquent taxes they collect. At this juncture, the Meyer Music Foundation, or the Belmont Music Foundation, - the name doesn't matter, - assumes unexpected significance; because if a decedent had stipulated in his will that only those assets in his estate which were subject to the estate tax credit should pass to his heirs, but that all other assets, those potentially subject to the estate tax should be donated to the Music Foundation, then the enhancement of the potentially taxable estate by disallowance of intervivos transfers would not lead to an increase in the amount of tax collected, but only to an increase of the assets of the Foundation. Under those circumstances a time-consuming audit of a large number of complex legal documents would be economically self-defeating for the Treasury, since there is no forseeable circumstance under which such an audit could increase the collected revenue. I can hear the IRS superviser scolding his auditor: What kind of an ass would even consider an audit from which there's no chance to recover a single cent in taxes, an audit which would unavoidably cost us money, no matter with how many disallowances we slapped that son-of-a-bitch. I'm frightened. My strategy is too good to be true, - and it probably isn't. The ploy is so obvious, that I can't understand why it isn't discussed in the voluminous literature. Perhaps that estate tax lawyer to whom you're sending me will have the answer; but unless the impracticability is inescapable, I'll want to try it anyway. The ultimate difficulty: that I won't be able to look down from heaven to find out what happened, - and at least judging from Dante's description, in the place to which I'm going, there's no picture window through which I can look up to find out what's going on above. The other interesting aspect of the proposed strategy is that while the transfer of assets between a private foundation and and a disqualified individual is subject to a 200% penalty for self-dealing, Nathaniel would be permitted to render uncompensated services to the foundation. (In fact he might even be compensated for his conducting, provided the compensation were "reasonable", an issue about which the IRS is very strict.) Under the circumstances, the opportunity to conduct an orchestra would be obviously valuable for Nathaniel, quite apart from any compensation. I wouldn't feel nearly as bad to know that my hard earned estate would be used to provide Nathaniel with an opportunity to conduct Mozart, than to think that it would go to pay for water-boarding at Guantanamo. My pre-occupation with music foundations and estate taxes notwithstanding, I haven't forgotten about molecular biology, although I haven't been able to spend nearly as much time repairing my ignorance as I would like. I keep thinking there is a parallel between physics and biology. The physicists spent centuries looking for the atom; and when they found it, they got more than they bargained for, electrons, proton, neutrons, - and now a shower of subatomic particles which make a mockery of the search for the unitary elemental substance which was to explain everything. In biology it was the cell, then the nucleus, the nucleolus, the chromatin, the organelles, and now an aminoacid soup so thick as to be practically indigestible to a mind like my own which makes a virtue of simplicity, clarity and order. The analytic ardor of centuries past has cooled. What I think I observe is a frenzy of synthesis, where ever more elaborate structures and relationships are postulated in an attempt to model complexities which remain beyond at least my comprehension. There is also, I believe, a correlation of the intricacy of contemporary society with its extremely effective means of communication and the complexity and richness of the observations and conclusions of science, with vast, unfathomable practical consequences. Now that I've gone off the deep end, I'll quit. Jochen