Your Honor, I am profoundly appreciative of the efforts of the Appeals Court which spent 9 1/2 months in the preparation of a 15 page opinion. The Appeals Court found the prohibition of Do-It-Yourself plumbing of the Massachusetts Plumbing Code to pass the test of constitutionality, but it determined that the Massachusetts Plumbing Code did not permit the destruction of plumbing which, aside from having been installed by an unlicensed person without a permit, was otherwise code compliant. As the appellant in this case I immediately set out to comply with the Appeals Court order by attempting to hire a licensed plumber to obtain a plumbing permit, to correct any code violations that he might find, and to obtain from the Nantucket inspector, the required inspection required by law. I made more than 52 telephone calls to 27 different plumbing establishments until finally I found only one plumber willing to carry out the mandate of the Appeals Court. Telephone calls to 22 telephone numbers were not returned. One plumber, Mr. Dave Kinney, twice promised to come and failed twice to appear. One plumber, Mr. Bruce Hermansdorfer without having inspected the installation categorically refused the work. Two plumbers, Mr. Maurice Daniels and Mr. Dennis Parks who had each inspected the installation and had promised to furnish estimates, subsequently refused the work. On January 5, 2011, one plumber, Mr. Chris M. Gordon, made a careful inspection of the installation, including pressure testing. Mr. Gordon offered to obtain a plumbing permit and to arrange with the plumbing inspector for the inspection required by law. I accepted his offer, gave him a key to the premises, and a check for $1000 to defray the cost of the plumbing permit either $520 or $650 and to reimburse him for his work. There was between us an explicit understanding that he would reimburse me if my check proved excessive and that I would pay additional sums as warranted by the necessary work. On January 11, I telephone the Nantucket Building Department and was told that no plumbing permit had been issued. I then telephoned Mr. Gordon who told me that he had gone to the Building Department on January 6, had applied for a plumbing permit, that his application had been denied, that he, Mr. Gordon had informed the Inspector that he, Mr. Gordon had inspected the installation and that in his judgment it was in compliance with the Massachusetts Plumbing Code. The Inspector told Gordon that he, the Inspector would not inspect the installation. The inspector also scolded and upbraided Gordon for his involvement with my project. Mr. Gordon expressed to me his concern that his plumbing license might be in jeopardy because of his proposing to assist me in carrying out the directives of the Appeals Court. ================ The Appeals Court's set aside Chapter 30A of the General Laws and decided this case in Equity rather than in Law. It identified and pronounced an equitable rather than a legal solution. It abandoned law in favor of equity. ================ The remedy in the instant situation should likewise be a remedy in equity rather than in law, if only because a legal remedy is impractical. A legal remedy is impractical because, while an individual is susceptible to legal sanctions, a governmental entity such as the Town of Nantucket, is not. It would be unjust to focus on Mr. Ciarmataro. He is carrying out the intentions and purposes of the building department, and perhaps the specific directives of his superiors. He is not a loose cannon on his own. The government of Nantucket cannot be changed by court order. ================ Any plumber working on Nantucket is responsible to Mr. Ciarmataro and is subject to censure by him, and is potentially the object of a complaint which might indeed lead to censure or to the loss of his license. ================ Nantucket is an island of anarchy. On March 27, 2006, Justice Connon in the Barnstable status hearing said, obiter dictu, some people on Nantucket ought to be spanked. 75 percent of cases are illegal or the result of rudeness. ================ The present issue should also be adjudicated in equity rather than law. A legal remedy won't work for lack of a reliable legal framework. There's no relying on the Board of State Examiners, no relying on the AG. The Plumbing Code is in its application on Nantucket, a Potemkin village.